Total Medals Earned: 332 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,075 Points
Medals Earned: 3/48 (15/415 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the Tutorial Mission
Beat Standard (any) as Pico
Beat Standard (any) as Cassette Girl
Beat Standard (any) as Darnell
Beat Standard (any) as Nene
Beat Standard (any) as Hank
Beat Standard (any) as Son
Beat Standard (any) as Girlfriend
Beat Standard (any) as Alloy
Defeat Standard (any)
Beat all Standard modes on all maps
Beat Standard Insane
Beat all Standard Insane on all maps
Beat both Standard Mode and Insane Mode on all Maps.
Get to wave 10 on Endless Mode
Beat (any) standard mode in under 6 minutes.
Beat (any) Insane Mode in under 6 minutes.
Achieve Disgusting or higher
Achieve the highest combo rating possible.
Discover all the Assists and defeat all the Bosses
Medals Earned: 3/19 (45/345 points)
Beat the game
Go through the sewers
Achieve the highest rank
Go through the battlefield
Beat the game under 5 mins
Beat the game without dropping rank once
Beat the game without dying once
Medals Earned: 21/22 (280/305 points)
Hit the floor
Create new life
Peek in the hole, I dare you...
Get it
SNOOOooorrrrttttt!!!!
I wonder if he's hiring?
Ride the Elevator
Get rid of the crows
Medals Earned: 11/26 (135/500 points)
Start SHOGUN TRIAD DEATHNINJA
Sneak
Eat a urinal cake
Step on some poop
Complete your helicopter journey
Find the Newgrounds poster
Get to the top of the stairs
Kill the Shogun
Check the options
Check the credits
Find the Levi Ramirez room
Beat the game in under 12345 hours
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game...
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
recruit one hitchhiker
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/55 points)
You saved us all... or did you?
Collected all workout vouchers.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/500 points)
Reach the second hut by following the sign.
Kill off 13 giants
Beat the game without firing a single shot!
Save the day in record time! (Rescue Börte with 2 min to spare)
Beat the game without missing a single shot!
Beat the game without being hit even once. (Dodge or block every enemy)
Medals Earned: 12/41 (165/1,000 points)
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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Visit Newgrounds
Visit 9gag
I hate it when this happens
Make & share an Epic Meme™
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X