Total Medals Earned: 332 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,075 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (355/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (110/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Win the game
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (70/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/200 points)
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Check Out The Credits!
Complete The Game!
Medals Earned: 6/23 (40/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (45/280 points)
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Visit the creators' website
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/290 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 5